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Genuine Magnus Walker owned Outlaw Porsche for only $600?!? Today must be your lucky day!
Ok..lets slow down for a second while I tell you all about this fine machine.
For a few years I would see this sweet 1988 924s just sitting around old beardo’s place.. It looked like one of those sweet barn find deals. The kind of car you’d run a buffer over, throw some gas in and ride off into the sunset in while being chased by supermodels.
This is not that car.
Magnus and I hatched a deal for one of my cars, and being the shrewd negotiator I am ( AKA not at all shrewd) I worked this 924s into the deal. On the big day I went to really look at the 924s there were some surprises…sunroof delete! Rare and cool (being pasty white and from New Jersey, the idea of sun beating down on my head is not very appealing) ..oh wait…is that *GASP* an AUTOMATIC shift lever. Yes. Yes it is. Crap. Oh well..it will be a cool driver..wait..why is the rear end sitting so high? You guessed it. This car has NO TRANSMISSION AT ALL. Actually given the choice of an automatic Porsche or a transmissionless Porsche, I think the latter is the way to go.
I towed this to my place and have picked a few small parts off it for my 944. My kids occasionally sat in it and made “Vroom-Vroom” noises, but that got old pretty quick.That’s it.
It’s Porsche for the price of a Schwinn! How can you go wrong? (Don’t answer that)
NO TITLE, NO TRANSMISISSON…no problem! Build a race car! Or polish it up and park it in your driveway to impress/annoy your neighbors!
For just $600 you too can become an insufferable snooty Porsche guy!
Trades considered and encouraged! The dumber the better! Xbox? BMX? Other horrible cars? Motorcycles? Come at me bro.
The Good:
It’s “the good” 924..the one with the 944 engine in it (If someone tells you any 924/914/944/928 is not a REAL Porsche they are a big dumb turd head who is very wrong and you can tell them I said that)
Body is straight and as far as the paint goes, that’ll buff out (for reals!)
Sunroof delete!
Black interior in nice shape with a few rips in the seats, but not at all terrible.
Super nice phone Dial wheels! These are worth what you get the whole car for! Buy the wheels, I’ll throw in the car for free!
Celebrity owned! You can tell everyone you own one of Magnus Walkers Porsches and it will technically be true!
Use it as a parts car and say “That part came off of Magnus Walkers car” and it will be sort of true and mildly impressive to a handful of wierdos.
When you buy it I will have more space in my garage to work on my Porsche! This is really good news (for me)
The Bad
No transmission. Like none. There is a big empty spot where it should be. No I don’t have it. Neither does Magnus. You’re on your own, kid
It’s a DMV nitemare that owes like $900 in back registration. So..yeah. No there is no title. Race Car?
Does the engine run? I have no idea. Never tried. The starter and fuel pressure regulator and some relays are not installed, but they are with the car. Go nuts.
Probably some other stuff I forgot…
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Ok..lets slow down for a second while I tell you all about this fine machine.
For a few years I would see this sweet 1988 924s just sitting around old beardo's place.. It looked like one of those sweet barn find deals. The kind of car you'd run a buffer over, throw some gas in and ride off into the sunset in while being chased by supermodels.
This is not that car.
Magnus and I hatched a deal for one of my cars, and being the shrewd negotiator I am ( AKA not at all shrewd) I worked this 924s into the deal. On the big day I went to really look at the 924s there were some surprises...sunroof delete! Rare and cool (being pasty white and from New Jersey, the idea of sun beating down on my head is not very appealing) ..oh wait...is that *GASP* an AUTOMATIC shift lever. Yes. Yes it is. Crap. Oh well..it will be a cool driver..wait..why is the rear end sitting so high? You guessed it. This car has NO TRANSMISSION AT ALL. Actually given the choice of an automatic Porsche or a transmissionless Porsche, I think the latter is the way to go.
I towed this to my place and have picked a few small parts off it for my 944. My kids occasionally sat in it and made "Vroom-Vroom" noises, but that got old pretty quick.That's it.
It's Porsche for the price of a Schwinn! How can you go wrong? (Don't answer that)
NO TITLE, NO TRANSMISISSON...no problem! Build a race car! Or polish it up and park it in your driveway to impress/annoy your neighbors!
For just $600 you too can become an insufferable snooty Porsche guy!
Trades considered and encouraged! The dumber the better! Xbox? BMX? Other horrible cars? Motorcycles? Come at me bro.
The Good:
It's "the good" 924..the one with the 944 engine in it (If someone tells you any 924/914/944/928 is not a REAL Porsche they are a big dumb turd head who is very wrong and you can tell them I said that)
Body is straight and as far as the paint goes, that'll buff out (for reals!)
Sunroof delete!
Black interior in nice shape with a few rips in the seats, but not at all terrible.
Super nice phone Dial wheels! These are worth what you get the whole car for! Buy the wheels, I'll throw in the car for free!
Celebrity owned! You can tell everyone you own one of Magnus Walkers Porsches and it will technically be true!
Use it as a parts car and say "That part came off of Magnus Walkers car" and it will be sort of true and mildly impressive to a handful of wierdos.
When you buy it I will have more space in my garage to work on my Porsche! This is really good news (for me)
The Bad
No transmission. Like none. There is a big empty spot where it should be. No I don't have it. Neither does Magnus. You're on your own, kid
It's a DMV nitemare that owes like $900 in back registration. So..yeah. No there is no title. Race Car?
Does the engine run? I have no idea. Never tried. The starter and fuel pressure regulator and some relays are not installed, but they are with the car. Go nuts.
Probably some other stuff I forgot...