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Recently I interviewed for a dreary grown-up job because expressing opinions on the internet apparently doesn’t produce enough bacon. So as I sat in a sad fluorescent lit room, overwhelmed by the scent of dry-erase and a man wearing grotesque amounts of aftershave, I prepared for the barrage of questions that I had no answers for. “What do you know about the company?” “Uhhh…that you have a job opening.” “What are your strengths?” “I am good at communicating with team members and superiors to make sure everyone is on the same page and tasks get done efficiently and effectively… also, does sarcasm count as a strength?” The one question that stood out to me was “What is your 5 year plan?”. Even though I answered relative to my environment “Work hard enough to have your job”, I couldn’t help but drift to my garage and imagine what cars I might have in the next 5 years.
In order to do this properly I’ll let you know what I currently own and what I would sell for each step of my 5 year plan. My garage currently consists of a 1987 Porsche 944 track car, 1988 Supercharged MR2 project, 1975 Porsche 914 2.0, 2004 Volvo V70R and 1989 Porsche 911 Carrera 4.
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Recently I interviewed for a dreary grown-up job because expressing opinions on the internet apparently doesn’t produce enough bacon. So as I sat in a sad fluorescent lit room, overwhelmed by the scent of dry-erase and a man wearing grotesque amounts of aftershave, I prepared for the barrage of questions that I had no answers for. “What do you know about the company?” “Uhhh...that you have a job opening.” “What are your strengths?” “I am good at communicating with team members and superiors to make sure everyone is on the same page and tasks get done efficiently and effectively... also, does sarcasm count as a strength?” The one question that stood out to me was “What is your 5 year plan?”. Even though I answered relative to my environment “Work hard enough to have your job”, I couldn’t help but drift to my garage and imagine what cars I might have in the next 5 years.
In order to do this properly I’ll let you know what I currently own and what I would sell for each step of my 5 year plan. My garage currently consists of a 1987 Porsche 944 track car, 1988 Supercharged MR2 project, 1975 Porsche 914 2.0, 2004 Volvo V70R and 1989 Porsche 911 Carrera 4.