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What makes America so great? Theater, excess, freedom. It can be argued that America isn’t the “greatest” country but you cannot say it isn’t the most entertaining. Sure, Japan has it’s messed up marketing and England has a royal family of Corgi’s but America has the Avengers and Donald Trump.
We build giant utilitarian pickup trucks, sell ridiculous lift kits to make them unusable, then market them as a status symbol. We make pizzas that could feed a village, eat until our bodies slip into a coma, then throw the rest away. While other countries may focus on making the most fuel efficient engines, we put a 707hp engine in a sedan for fun then sold them to the general public.
Under the Star-Spangled Banner you have the freedom to do whatever. If you have the money you can be as smart or stupid as you want. You can fund a homeless shelter to help people to get back on their feet or you can spend $227,000 on some sweaty leather outfit Chris Evans wore in Captain America: The First Avenger, or both.
Burbbble wanted to celebrate our country’s theater, excess and freedom with an All-American garage game where we limit your freedom with a strict set of rules.
Rules: Garage must include a truck, a modern car (2013-2016) and a pre 1975 car. They must all be made by an American company.
Budget is $227,000, the cost of Chris Evan’s almost Star-Less costume at auction.
Cars must have asking or sold prices equal or lesser than $227,000
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